Only an an unstoppable killing writing machine will find success from NaNoWriMo.
You need to obsess.
You need laser focus.
But most of all, you need a secret weapon…
This post will replace your normal, boring human feet and replace them with a set of iron clompers.
With these, you will stomp all over NaNoWriMo like it’s made of bubblewrap and empty eggshells: